Hythloday commented on Pete Wentz: As Gay as He Needs to Be For Gays to Like Him

"@betina: Absolutely."

Hythloday commented on Pete Wentz: As Gay as He Needs to Be For Gays to Like Him

"@brionity: They do seem to be in the habit of running stories like this."

Hythloday commented on The Secret Lives of American Teenagers Are Boring

"Ms."

Hythloday commented on Let Us Mourn The Death Of Euphemism

"I'm proud to say that I stole one of those Always ads from a Chicago bus."

Hythloday commented on Dr. Pink: Gynecologist, Comedian

"@Botswana Meat Commission FC: "Some enchanted evening / You may see a razor / You may see a razor / Upon your bathroom sink"?"

Hythloday commented on The Hills' Whitney Port May Star In Spin-Off Fake Reality Series

"The Hills totally would be a "meditative study of San Andrean ennui" if MTV just replaced the closing emo pop ballad with a Philip Glass piece."

Hythloday commented on Movie Previews

"No women's picture would be complete without a hacky joke Seinfeld did ten years ago!"

Hythloday commented on Scott McClellan Still Defending Bush

"I became exponentially less turned-on by Stewart every time he said "with aforethought.""

Hythloday commented on Look Out, America—Here Come Young People!

"I like how the camera panned over table after table of glinting knives for "reminders to work harder.""

Hythloday commented on Sydney Pollack Dead At 73

"RIP."

Hythloday commented on Blogger Love Has Always Been Dangerous

"Much as with Web 2.0, the point is to scream "I DON'T CARE" so no one can hear you muttering "notice me notice me notice me.""

Hythloday commented on Clever Ads Can't Fool YouTube Literalists

"@FitnessMadeSimple: Watch out for the new hexagonal-but-in-a-different-way Honeycomb, too."

Hythloday commented on Chuck and Blair Steal the Show

"So no one else was chanting "Tim Gunn!" at the screen when Jenny got that big envelope?"

Hythloday commented on Depress-y College Writing Can Get You Committed, Expelled

"That professor was totally cheating at "Spot the Shooter," the funnest game to sweep colleges since Frisbee."

Hythloday commented on Celebrity Supergroup Redeems Racist Taco Bell Ads

"I told it I was a fattie and got "Momma 1/2lb."

Hythloday commented on Google Maps Catches Chicago Kid About To Shoot Someone

"Hey just a few blocks from my apartment!"

Hythloday commented on Desperate Housewives' Risky Flash Forward

"@kinneyG: I would have liked to read the casting call for this one."

Hythloday commented on Professor Confesses To Lifetime Of Plagiarism

"@wattwatt: Ha!"