bigspike commented on Wallace Shawn and Other Conceivable Ways to Class Up Gossip Girl

"Wallace Shawn used to breakfast regularly at a no longer extant place called Kappie's on 7th Ave South."

bigspike commented on How Much a $2,000-an-Hour Hooker Actually Takes Home

"I wouldn't tap that but I would take her job."

bigspike commented on Bush to Smirk His Way Through the Rest of His Term

"Is his press secretary doing something to him behind the podium unseen by the American people?"

bigspike commented on Shep Smith Gone Rogue At Fox

"I once saw Shep in a Jamba Juice."

bigspike commented on Which Tween Star Is A Secret Junkie?

"2."

bigspike commented on Ted Nugent Ready For A Nice Enemy Purge

"I care what Ted Nugent thinks like I care what the main guys from Savoy Brown and Bloodwyn Pig and Lindesfarne think."

bigspike commented on Fake New York Times Declares Iraq War Over! Here's Who Did It

"If you think the paper isn't funny, wait til you see how funny the people giving them away aren't."

bigspike commented on Which Movie Star Has A 'Limp Noodle' Problem In The Bedroom?

"3."

bigspike commented on Obama-Bush Meeting Another Painful Reminder That No One's President Right Now

"If you spotted him the i-n-t-e-r-r-e-g-n-u, Bush would not be able to spell or define the word "interregnum." (I admit, I had trouble spelling it, too.)"

bigspike commented on New Rose Kennedy Schlossberg Photos Tell Shocking Tale Of Smoking, Drinking, Famous College Student

"Oh, who cares?"