beppolina1 commented on Twilight Star's Letterman Disaster: Funniest Moments

"She's going to drive to Russia....because she can see it from her backyard?"

beppolina1 commented on The Beginning Of The End Of Chimps In Ads

"But will there still be monkey porn?"

beppolina1 commented on President Obama In Black And White

"@smashirony!: And cannot begin to measure the impact of a black woman as our First Lady."

beppolina1 commented on America Deserves A New Puppy, Too

"@JessicaLovejoy is confused by this feeling of pride: OH OH OH wants to smell the feets!"

beppolina1 commented on America Deserves A New Puppy, Too

"@Xenu Warrior God: LOVE you Xenu."

beppolina1 commented on Black, Jew to Run Nation

"Langston Hughes, "I, Too, Sing America": I, too, sing America I am the darker brother. They send me to eat in the kitchen When company comes. But I laugh, And eat well, And grow strong. To-morrow I'll sit at the table When company comes Nobody'll dare Say to me, "Eat in the kitchen" Then. Besides, they'll see how beautiful I am And be ashamed -- I, too, am America. [sorry."

beppolina1 commented on Anna Wintour Stealthily Votes

"The truly amazing photo would be Anna in line for her free scoop of Ben and Jerry's."

beppolina1 commented on Heidi Montag Gets Fake Fired From Her Fake Job

"@FourInchHeels: when I think of Heidi at her desk I think of that scene from Zoolander -- "wait, the files are IN the computer?""

beppolina1 commented on Heidi Montag Gets Fake Fired From Her Fake Job

"@KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins: I think she doodles on the computer."

beppolina1 commented on Before First Pitch, Obama Hits One Out Of The Park

"@crh86: When that retired man put on his Wal-Mart tag I just lost it -- but mostly because I was thinking: WHERE are the SIX children he raised?"