backseat_driver10023 commented on Jolie-Pitt Super-Twins Arrive on Earth

"Oooh, can't wait to see the baby pictures."

backseat_driver10023 commented on Tony Snow, Former Bush Press Secretary

"@scarletmenace: Oh boy, you threw the gauntlet pretty early. There's only 1 guy I can say good riddance and it's still only Hitler."

backseat_driver10023 commented on French Delay Jolie Birth To Prove They Can

"@Make my baby: Thanks for the nightmares."

backseat_driver10023 commented on The One Where They Hold Out For $10 Million Each

"@BowlingAlleyLawyer: Aniston did not do a "damn good job" in The Good Girl - gimme a break."

backseat_driver10023 commented on Brave Lounge Owner Cracks Down On Stingy Black Professionals

"F* clubs in New York practice every 'ism at the door."

backseat_driver10023 commented on Patti Smith Forced to Explain Her Hair to NYT

"Debra degenerated from journalist to chatty sorority girl."

backseat_driver10023 commented on Sex And The City Sequel Threatened

"@The One: You beat me to the Golden Girls in the City bit. Gotta have a segment on wrinkles, menopause, sagging boobs and a saleslady in Saks directing them to St."

backseat_driver10023 commented on HBO's Washingtonienne: Sex And The City With A Lot More Anal

"Ugh, change the title."

backseat_driver10023 commented on Baby Let Me Rub My Thorax On Your Sweet Candy Face

"@Saxon 212: Oh yeah. @StrawBerryShortCake: Thanks for the FLDS link, you just gave me nightmares."

backseat_driver10023 commented on Why Does Everyone Insist on Dining and Drinking Alfresco?

"If you smoke like moi, al fresco gives easier access to the smoking area, the street."

backseat_driver10023 commented on Buy This Harvard-Free Keith Gessen Book And Win The Culture War!

"@Bell County: Totally. That was an e.e."

backseat_driver10023 commented on Arthur Sulzberger's Dismal Times

"@Nick Denton: If their stock is still overvalued/expensive compared to their peers, then use their equity to pay down debt. Maybe it's the New York premium though that premium isn't enough to immune them from decline of printed news industry. They should hire you for their internet strategy."

backseat_driver10023 commented on Karl Lagerfeld To Help Dubai Get Just a Little Bit Crazier

"You paid for it at the pump."

backseat_driver10023 commented on James Kurisunkal, Midwestern Teen Socialite Chronicler, Makes It In New York

"Living the dream, congratulations James."

backseat_driver10023 commented on Maybe We Haven't Explained This Thoroughly

"After the jump and acronyms are litmus tests to check if you belong here?"

backseat_driver10023 commented on Weak Sales For Controversial Vogue

"@SlickaNicka: Gwyneth doesn't sell."

backseat_driver10023 commented on Oh Jesus, Not Again

"Is the party worth losing my anonymity?"

backseat_driver10023 commented on New York's Gay Jewish Mafia

"The loss of a common enemy, lousy gay rights, will cause fragmentation and make the gay community clique-ish. Welcome to my straight world."