Tattertotter commented on Aaron Sorkin admits he's working on "The Facebook Movie"

"Sorry, bugz321, but Falcon Video already released "A Few Good Men II - A Few More Men" in 2003 with a Tom Cruise look-alike being violently buggered by a Jack Nicholson look-alike."

Tattertotter commented on NYC's Wikipedia Entry Penned By Idiots, Unsurprisingly

"Is it true that so many gays have moved into the southern part of Hell's Kitchen that people have started referring to it as Hell's Kitchenette?"

Tattertotter commented on Transsexual Girl Way More Successful at Being a Girl Than Regular Girls

"@Werrick:It's been a really divisive issue in the trans community (I'm an MD working in San Francisco so have some experience with trans culture) whether to continue to embrace one's "trans-ness" after physical/psychological gender unification has been achieved or to mainstream oneself and leave their trans-nature behind (for those who think that they can pull it off successfully--no pun intended)."

Tattertotter commented on Transsexual Girl Way More Successful at Being a Girl Than Regular Girls

"@Werrick: I'd be willing to bet you a bucket of L'Oreal Regenerist that, living in New York, you've already met (and perhaps ."

Tattertotter commented on Deflowering the Brooklyn Real World's Mormon a Big Priority

"Je repete: check out www.mormonsexposed.com -- it's not a porny site and definitely SFW."

Tattertotter commented on Political Séance

"BooWahBabe--I hear that!"

Tattertotter commented on Three-Way Convention Hatefest On MSNBC

"Shovel-to-shovel is just like docking without the foreskin."

Tattertotter commented on Jon Stewart Vs. Fox News: Media Fighting Fair

"I tried to watch Fox for Michelle's speech since they've got the looniest bunch of "journalists" and I love the scrolling synopsis at the bottom of the screen which translates complicated ideas like "working to make the world what it should be" into "communist bitch wants to kill your fetus with an icepick." Like I said, I tried to watch, but was totally out of Vicodin, so watched a Friends re-run instead."

Tattertotter commented on Rafael Nadal Latest Celeb To Regret Looking So Totally Hot In That Magazine

"I'd expect this kind of "modesty revisionism" from an American male athlete/celeb, but Europeans are supposed to be so cool with showing their bodies--look at the 40' posters and photo-spreads that Beckham is pocketing tons of money off!"

Tattertotter commented on Deflowering the Brooklyn Real World's Mormon a Big Priority

"My dears, you simply must waddle over to www.mormonsexposed.com to add to your overall understanding of the Mormon lifestyle."

Tattertotter commented on Which Celebrity Couple Demonstrates Their Love Through Cocaine?

"1."

Tattertotter commented on How A Vice-Presidential Bid Is A Political Dead End

"@joellevand and xmonkeydr: Why don't you both just vote for Darth Nader to ensure another Republican victory--or better yet, eliminate the middle-man, and vote directly for Herr McCain."

Tattertotter commented on How A Vice-Presidential Bid Is A Political Dead End

"@Daveed and if_I_only_had_a_heart: You're both tragically flawed in your (?) thinking."

Tattertotter commented on Which Actor Is Crazy, Violent, and Gay?

"1."

Tattertotter commented on How A Vice-Presidential Bid Is A Political Dead End

"If HRC were a man, there would be no question that "he" would be the most (over)qualified candidate for veep and Obama would be stupid to nominate another less well-qualified old white man."

Tattertotter commented on Most Despised Internet Microcelebrities

"Are you really proposing that Perez Hilton be classified as a "dude"--he's more woman than J.A."

Tattertotter commented on The Story Of The Pooping Intern

"Same thing happened to me at Bon Marche, a Paris department store, because the French bitch who controlled the only key to the loo refused to give it to urgently- needing-to-go-immediately, moi."

Tattertotter commented on Joe Biden: Bad Choice

"Biden is the best of a bad lot--he may be insane, but he's JFK compared to that Tim Keane whack-job."