Pope John Peeps II commented on Kite Surfer Goes Out During Tropical Storm, Learns Valuable Lesson About the Power of Nature

"@Xavoc: Well in that case, why would it even hit the van?"

Pope John Peeps II commented on Kite Surfer Goes Out During Tropical Storm, Learns Valuable Lesson About the Power of Nature

"@Git Em SteveDave displays attention-grabbing vanity: what kind of camera or microphone do you have that has to be connected by a giant copper wire to a generator?"

Pope John Peeps II commented on Kite Surfer Goes Out During Tropical Storm, Learns Valuable Lesson About the Power of Nature

"@yogibimbi: They're obviously kite surfing kites."

Pope John Peeps II commented on Kite Surfer Goes Out During Tropical Storm, Learns Valuable Lesson About the Power of Nature

"@Git Em SteveDave displays attention-grabbing vanity: Vans are terrible conductors."

Pope John Peeps II commented on Most Despised Internet Microcelebrities

"@Steverino Begins: He embodies "disgusting" and "retarded" at the same time."

Pope John Peeps II commented on Humiliation On The Job

"One time, Nick Denton made someone from his advertising department start to blog just because of a Foxy Brown comment!"

Pope John Peeps II commented on Who Is The Solzhenitsyn Of China, Anyway?

"@ADismalScience: It's really not."

Pope John Peeps II commented on Michael Phelps Dating Pretty Much Whoever He Wants

"@Private Hangnail: Well, at least it's not felpps."

Pope John Peeps II commented on Michael Phelps Dating Pretty Much Whoever He Wants

"@Aaron Altman: @Helman: I don't really hate swimming."

Pope John Peeps II commented on Michael Phelps Dating Pretty Much Whoever He Wants

"Okay if you gays and ladies don't stop posting and drooling over pictures of goddamn mikhail felpps, I am going to bombard this thread with pictures and videos of the Brazilian synchro swimming twins Branca and Bia Feres. [1.bp.blogspot.com] or even videos, of which there are A LOT."

Pope John Peeps II commented on Who Is The Solzhenitsyn Of China, Anyway?

"@if_i_only_had_a_heart: No I mean the actual sentence is syntactically crazy."

Pope John Peeps II commented on Who Is The Solzhenitsyn Of China, Anyway?

"Or maybe it is not a question of "brow" but a question of "literature" entirely once society has reached a level of technological advancement beyond that of Pyongyang - which is to say: Not that Solzhenitsyn really thought of himself as all that influential in the end. I like you Moe, but I seriously, seriously do not understand what this sentence is supposed to mean."

Pope John Peeps II commented on Lindsay Lohan's Real First Girlfriend

"Oh, so the skittishness of the father who abandoned the whole family, and whom Lindsay probably hates is responsible for her whole reluctance to be a lesbian. Here's a whole new scenario: her entire ridiculous lesbian schtick is just a front from a troubled sad person who needs attention from everyone orbiting her tiny little planet."

Pope John Peeps II commented on Mary Rambin Attacks A "Stupid Bitch" To Spice Up Her Lifestream

"Whatever."

Pope John Peeps II commented on John Mayer Blabs to Press About His Love Life

"@Sheila: I appreciate that you made Men Today a proper noun."

Pope John Peeps II commented on Cops, Panda Hipsters Battle in Williamsburg Streets

"@NickGlass: Banjos, I guess."

Pope John Peeps II commented on Oh No... Banana Splits Are Coming Back!

"@ian spiegelman: He's not a monster, just a smart, very evolved monkey."

Pope John Peeps II commented on Oh No... Banana Splits Are Coming Back!

"@angelheadedhipster: Holy shit!"