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For most guys it happens in the shower: the conversation where you tell yourself tonight's your night. That when you see that piece of ass you'd like to "slip it to," nothing short of an even hotter piece of ass could possibly stop you from walking right up to her breasts and declaring your intentions right there and then. In reality, however, you pretty much know you'll be slumped in a chair around four in the morning wondering where the fuck your night went and hoping you've enough cash left for the diner.
"You are a lion!" he continued, his voice rising majestically. "Do not settle! If you want something, go for it! Fight for it! You deserve the best, if you see a beautiful woman, remember you are a lion and go over to her! Don't be afraid, you are a hunter, a proud lion, this is your birthright. Don't let society emasculate you!"Occasionally, it takes a hypocritical African to break a guy out of a rut. Or not.
The Lion [Johnny Triangles]
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wait, did someone on gawker just come out as a straight man?
Any guy that comes "roaring" up to me across a dimly lit room acting like a lion will surely get a fast kick right in the balls. That's supposed to be a come-on that works???? What's Triangles, a zookeeper?
What does They Lion have to say about this?
Remember, you are a-lyin'...to yourself.
In my pep talks to myself I'm a platypus.
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