We have no idea who Justin Patrick Schwinghamer is, or even if that's his real name, but after receiving these photos of his Tom Friedman-inspired Jack-0-Latern, we can surmise at least one thing: This is the face of TimesSelect.

Happy Halloween, kids.
[Bigger pictures after the jump.]















Comments
I hear young artists in Bangalore are making better Thomas Friedman Jack-o-Lanterns than their North American counterparts -- and at 1/10th the cost!
If I woke up in the middle of the night and some sicko put that glowing Friedman face in bedroom I would know the end of the world was coming.
Whatever, the guy who made this is way cute.
In Mo Dowd's bizarro world, Bizarro Tom Friedman is Ron Jeremy.
Photos 2 and 3 must be out of order. Clearly he would have put the face of Thomas L. Friedman on the pumpkin BEFORE lustily fucking it.
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