Making its way to books publicists this afternoon:

From: Catherine Dash
Posted At: Wednesday, April 19, 2006 1:53 PM
Subject: Author feature for lucky mag

My name is Catherine Dash. I work in the special sections department at Lucky magazine.

We would like to feature an attractive female author that has a newly released book, in our August issue.

We are looking for an author that is between the ages of 25 and 35 and has written a sophisticated/intelligent book.

Do you represent any authors that fit this description? I would like to present this information to my editors this afternoon, so any information I could get today would be great.

Thanks!

Well, hey, the barely let you into 4 Times Square if you're you're old and unattractive. They're certainly not going to put you in one of their magazines.

Duh.