naomi campbell
In addition to finally
copping to her cell-phone maid assault,
Naomi Campbell has somehow
scored a sweet interviewer's gig with British
GQ. This supposedly came about due to Naomi's stellar performance when grilled for
GQ by an old enemy, i.e. columnist
Piers Morgan; he had to pay her $1.7 million in damages in 2004, back when he edited the
Daily Mirror and his paper invaded her privacy by running pictures of her attending NarcAnon meetings. One assumes that most of Naomi's interview questions will revolve around the
location of her jeans.
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steve wynn
Back in October of last year, we ran a little
guessing game about who had
leaked the story of Las Vegas casino mogul
Steve Wynn poking a hole in his Picasso painting just before he was about to sell it for $139 million. Now, Wynn is
suing insurer
Lloyd's of London in Manhattan's U.S. District Court, attempting to make them expedite processing of his claim for $54 million in lost value. (Apparently, Picasso's "Le R
ve" is still worth $85 million even with the hole.) Lloyd's wants Wynn to formally name the depreciation figure first, after which they'll "agree or disagree." A restraining order has been issued versus Wynn's extremities for the duration of the restoration.
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joe francis
Figurative and
literal anal-penetration victim and
Girls Gone Wild producer
Joe Francis has
beaten 34 of the "more than 40" felony and misdemeanor charges against him for videotaping minors having real and/or simulated sex. "Hundreds of hours" of damning tape seized from Francis's homes and plane were suppressed from evidence because of improper search warrants; a few counts remain on the docket due to potential testimony from the videographer and photographer in question. So other than a few
fines and community service, things are looking good for Joe. Perhaps he'll go
beat up a reporter to celebrate!
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playboy indonesia
Erwin Arnada, EIC of
Playboy Indonesia, in happier times — last April to be exact, when
Playboy Indonesia debuted. Unfortunately, The Man has cracked down on his mag, with Arnada on trial for
publishing indecent material. To wit:
A prosecutor told the South Jakarta District Court that Erwin Arnada oversaw photo shoots and published revealing pictures of female models in underwear, some showing partially exposed breasts.
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pete doherty
Britrocker and Kate Moss manbutter supplier
Pete Doherty may have been
caught with heroin and crack in his car while ostensibly in drug rehab, but that's nothing a few hundred pounds and a break from driving can't fix. Making his
weekly court appearance, Doherty didn't pretend to wince at this slap on the wrist, even enjoying a compliment from the judge for one of his songs. He now has a few days to try and figure out just what, exactly, one has to do in London in order to actually go to jail these days. We look forward to more progress from what must surely be the most tolerant (if not successful) rehab program in the world.
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oj simpson
Despite
legal threats from counsel representing the family of Nicole Brown Simpson, plus "concern" from HarperCollins, copies of
OJ Simpson's
If I Did It that escaped the pulper keep popping up for auction on eBay. An early copy was bid up to over $1 million by spoofers before the auction was halted; the copy listed above had received 59 bids to a more "reasonable" $6,600, but eBay monitors deleted it before we could click through. Oh well — at least you can
marvel at base human
behavior through the
magic of Google cache.
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international
For the 2000 wedding of
Catherine Zeta-Jones and
Michael Douglas, British tabloid
OK! had an exclusive contract with the Douglas-Jones enterprise to run dewy styled photos of the proceedings. Rival exclamatory publication
Hello! scammed and ran their own photos, resulting in years of litigation between the two tabs. This week, the
dispute reached Britain's highest court — a panel of "Law Lords" in the House of Lords.
OK! claims business interference,
Hello! claims the journalistic right to "spoil" its rival's scoop. Concerning a particularly unflattering
Hello! shot of Douglas feeding her wedding cake, Zeta-Jones says, "I don't usually like my husband shoving a spoon down my throat to be photographed." Notice the key phrase "to be photographed" — Douglas can shove a spoon down her throat all he wants, long as it goes undocumented. So amusing that the highest British court has to waste its time with such frivolous celebrity tomfoolery. Silly foreigners!
Oh, wait.
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pete doherty
After managing to stay away from the authorities for over a week,
Pete Doherty, Babyshamblet and Kate Mossifier, was arrested yesterday on suspicion of driving on crack. Apparently, Doherty and a couple pals were busted near his London home, meaning he was either on his way out or on his way home. Buzzkill. But at least this is a comfortingly familiar territory for Doherty and the rest of the world. You just know that
baby can't wait to meet daddy!
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