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Britney Spears Gives Up Custody Of Kids

  • Britney Spears gave up custody of her two sons to ex-husband Kevin Federline, retaining only visitation rights. The singer had been showing signs of steady mental and physical improvement, so it seemed odd she'd give up her custody battle so readily. Meanwhile, Spears' handlers keep trying to nudge her into making some more money for them, already. Sad.
  • Amy Poehler is leaving Saturday Night Live for a spinoff of the Office. I think it's safe to blame Chris Matthews. [AP]
  • After admitting she was stung by Maxim magazine calling her the "unsexiest woman in the world," Sarah Jessica Parker had her trademark mole removed. Or maybe it had nothing to do with the stupid magazine thing and everything to do with the mole having to be digitally edited out of the Sex And The City movie, which would make anyone a touch self-conscious. [LA Times]
  • The Who bandmates Pete Townsend and Roger Daltrey are supposed to do a $100 million tour but are already fighting over song selection and insisting on separate dressing rooms, hotels, travel arrangements and staff, because that's what cranky senior citizens do. [P6]
  • Ryan Phillippe sent his brunette girlfriend, Australian actress Abbie Cornish, to get her hair dyed the same color as his blonde ex-wife, Reese Witherspoon — in the same salon. [P6]
  • Pictures of British actress Dame Helen Mirren in a bikini: Surprisingly hot! [Daily Mail]
  • Jennifer Aniston told Miley Cyrus she'd like to make a movie together. Cyrus gave a tentative OK, subject to Annie Leibovitz's approval. [Star]

9:22 AM on Fri Jul 18 2008
By Ryan Tate
2,054 views, 36 comments

Latest by n/a: I don't care THAT much, or anything, but Abbie Cornish has been blonde for most of her visible career... more »

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"Tom Cruise Purple" The Kind Of Bud That "Makes You Hallucinate"

  • How high do you have to be to name a grade of medical marijuana after lawsuit-happy Scientologist Tom Cruise? [Daily News]
  • Molly Ringwald is totally getting a show! The 80s movie star is to play the mother of a pregnant teen in a pilot to air on ABC Family this fall. Also, she is totally 40. [ET]
  • Cameron Diaz told GQ she is moving to New York from LA because "you get treated the same as everyone else in New York." [Gay Socialites]
  • Awesome Liza Minnelli does not care about your airport's stupid "No Smoking" sign, click for photo of the singer at JFK: [Faded Youth]
  • Anne Hathaway's boyfriend was arrested or turned himself in after bouncing a $250,000 check. That's the amount the actress' man owes a PR firm, according to a judge. [TMZ]
  • Mick Jagger's girlfriend is four inches taller, so he has to wear a special pair of platform sneakers, at least in public. In private the Rolling Stones singer can reach her just fine with his lips alone. [P6]
  • The writers guild wouldn't give George Clooney a writing credit for his work on Leatherheads, so the movie star withdrew from the guild. He said he basically rewrote the whole movie from the crap the other two writers put out. But he held his breath until the writers' strike was over. [Reuters]

8:45 AM on Fri Apr 4 2008
By Ryan Tate
2,144 views, 18 comments

Latest by n/a: Jessica Alba, Jessica Simpson, Cameron Diaz...I hate how NYC is suddenly attracting all of THIS! more »

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Britney Spears Has Your Conservatorship Right Here

  • Britney Spears' stupid dad took away her stupid booze and set her bedtime at stupid 11 o'clock, but he can't make her keep on her underwear, ha ha! Despite having a Vagina Of Freedom, Spears doesn't get to see her sons, even though K-Fed thinks the toddlers would be a more mature influence on the troubled singer than alleged grown men Sam Lufti and Adnan Ghalib.
  • Amy Winehouse had no idea her husband might have been trading her autographed pictures for heroin, even though he had just been treated in jail for an overdose. She thought it was for cigarettes and so forth! [Showbiz Spy]
  • U2 threatened a new double album based on their experiences in countries that hate precious American freedoms. [Reuters]
  • Kirstie Alley will personally teach you to lose weight, probably the insane Scientology way, after she was booted by Jenny Craig. [People]
  • If TMZ did not exist, who would publish pictures of Pete Doherty's rotting teeth?
  • Actor Orlando Bloom just slept over at Miranda Kerr's house. Don't deny it, there's video. There, there. Go ahead, let it out. [TMZ]
  • Here's the new guy who decides if you will get into the Waverly Inn and, wow, he's getting a friendly notice in Page Six! Well played, Posties. Well played.
  • Alert Homeland Security: J. Lo has entered her ultra-secure, roped-off private maternity wing where no one else is allowed to go, except the elite cyborg guards. Do not look at pregnant J. Lo. Do not think about looking at pregnant J. Lo. Stop. Reading. This. Item. Terrorist. [P6]
  • Nicolas Cage has the same accountant as Wesley Snipes. [P6]
  • BREAKING, from the British tabloid the Sun: OMG, Demi Moore continues to age, like some kind of aging freak. (Clue: So does Ashton.) [Sun]

    • 9:34 AM on Wed Feb 20 2008
    By Ryan Tate
    1,118 views, 16 comments

    Latest by Ryan Tate: @Koreanish: @TheHonJudgeSmails: @the supergoddess: Thank you! It's the last thing I do, so it's like all the celebrity goodness has had time to ferment in my brain, like moonshine, and if I don't let it out I will die in more »

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    Kevin Federline: Good at Taking a Punch

    Rap music artist Kevin Federline (also Britney Spears's rodent-like ex-husband) is doing a three episode arc on the really, really bad CW series One Tree Hill. He's playing a struggling musician whom one of the characters latches onto and tries to help. To save you the indignity of actually sitting down and watching the show, here's a clip of Federline working his acting magic on last night's episode. It's just a terrific bonus that he happens to get punched in his squirrely little face. [Micah Jesse]

    11:41 AM on Wed Feb 13 2008
    By Richard
    728 views, 15 comments

    Latest by silvarga: I just saw this scene again while flipping through channels. It actually ends with the chick who got her ass slapped screaming at the tall white guy for "getting into yet another brawl". So I'm thinkin' maybe the black more »

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    Britney Spears May Yet Still Lose Those Kids!

  • Kevin Federline is dragging Britney Spears back into court because of her erratic driving—she recently ran a red light with the kids in the backseat. [Us Weekly]
  • It's okay with retired Supreme Court justice Sandra Day O'Connor that her husband is having an affair, because he has Alzheimer's and his nursing home hand-holding has given him a new lease on life. Aw/ew. [NYP]
  • Stylists forced to touch the head of oil heir Brandon Davis wore rubber gloves. [Page Six]

    • 9:00 AM on Wed Nov 14 2007
    By Emily Gould
    1,245 views, 27 comments

    Latest by SybilDisobedience: @billiejeanismylover: Well, Ameche's dead, I think. I was going to suggest Ernest Borgnine, but he might be dead too. I'm not going to check because I'm lazy. more »

    How in the name of all that is magabranding and holy can Details put Kevin Federline on its cover FOR THE SECOND TIME? (The first was all the way back in March, 2005: "the second-worst selling issue of the year," says WWD.) Do not understand! [Memo Pad]

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    Britney Spears Must Pay Kevin Federline's Legal Fees

  • Britney Spears has to pay $120,000 of her ex-husband Kevin Federline's attorney fees because he has "no net income." [Us Weekly]
  • Mandy Moore's taste in dudes remains consistent: her latest loser date is Matthew Perry. [Page Six]
  • Fabio to George Clooney: "Stop being a diva." [Page Six]

    • 9:00 AM on Wed Nov 7 2007
    By Emily Gould
    2,049 views, 44 comments

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    Britney Spears And Her Children Have A Nasty, Oozing Infection

  • Britney Spears, Kevin Federline, and their sons Jayden James and Sean Preston are all currently afflicted with pinkeye. [TMZ]
  • Performer and reality T.V. star Bobby Brown's doctors attribute his recent mild heart attack to "stress and diet." [Us Weekly]
  • A 30th anniversary reunion of the staff of Rolling Stone was dedicated mostly to mocking bossman Jann Wenner for being a sellout. [Page Six]

    • 9:00 AM on Thu Oct 11 2007
    By Emily Gould
    1,705 views, 27 comments

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    Britney Spears Loses Kids (In Court)

    "A judge has decided that Kevin Federline will get custody of sons Sean Preston, 2, and Jayden James, 1, starting this Wednesday. At a hearing in the Federline v. Spears custody case in Los Angeles Monday, the court ordered that Federline take care of the children he shares with ex-wife Britney Spears until further order of the court." [Us Weekly]

    3:53 PM on Mon Oct 1 2007
    By abalk
    6,321 views, 61 comments

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    Someone Is Trying To Kill Kevin Federline! Please Tell Him!

    T.V. "newsmagazine" ET has, they say, been working on a story "for the past two months" about how the FBI and the LAPD are investigating "a contract hit" on Kevin Federline, who is the useless flap of skin that used to be attached to Britney Spears. Um what? Also: "Multiple sources tell ET that the FBI made attempts to contact Federline to inform him of the potential danger." Do they need his phone? Couldn't they just like, tell Perez Hilton or something? And is this what took them two months: "When contacted, the FBI told us that the bureau cannot confirm or deny an investigation"? Yup. All that and still their headline is in the form of a question!

    Hit Ordered on Kevin Federline? [ET]

    2:20 PM on Mon Sep 17 2007
    By Choire
    1,385 views, 18 comments

    Latest by The Dewd: I considered the implications of this for a moment, and had a brief, tree-falling-in-the-forest moment of zen. more »

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    Britney Spears Can Still Buy And Sell You

  • Kevin Federline admits, via the latest filing in his divorce from Britney Spears, that he's worth exactly zero dollars and zero cents, and he's wanting a handout from his ex, who makes—sigh—$737,868 a month. [NYP]
  • British actor Steve Coogan swears his ex-gf Courtney Love's allegations about his indefatigable drug use are false. Man, Steve. Courtney Love calling you a massive drug addict. That's like ... Carnie Wilson calling you fat ... in 1994? Meh. Analogies fail us. [Page Six]
  • Newslady Paula Zahn's divorce gets even nastier. [R&M]

    • 9:00 AM on Fri Aug 31 2007
    By Emily Gould
    3,384 views, 73 comments

    Latest by lizzybennet: @Trixie from Toronto: THAT'S fucking funny. more »

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    Kevin Federline Ratted Britney Out To The Authorities?

  • The language in the complaint to the Department of Children and Family Services about Britney Spears' mistreatment of her kids, which included "allegations of poor dental hygiene, as well as poor eating and sleeping habits," also showed up in a legal brief K-Fed's lawyer filed today. Huh. [TMZ]
  • Sir Harry "Tina Brown's husband" Evans has demanded that the village of Quogue do something about the erosion occurring on the beach outside his estate before the rampaging ocean causes"grave damage to our considerable amenities." Then the whole beach was washed away by all of our tears of sympathy. [Page Six]
  • Former NFL star Michael Vick thinks Jesus will be able to help him smooth over the whole dogfighting scandal. [TMZ]

    • 9:00 AM on Tue Aug 28 2007
    By Emily Gould
    1,980 views, 25 comments

    Latest by flyoverstate: @Queen of the Passive Aggressives: I'm thinking he's not gonna be too popular there. Even cons have their standards, and hurting kids and puppies are a no-no. Vick is gonna need Jesus in prison. (and solitary) more »

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    Alli Sims, You've Been Served!

  • Alli Sims, Britney Spears' cousin-assistant, got served with papers by Kevin Federline's lawyer for the upcoming custody craziness. How could he want to take Brit-Brit's babies away? She is doing such a good job. [Us]
  • Old pornographer Joe Francis compares his legal woes to those of Hugh Hefner and Larry Flynt. Yeah. He's a real First Amendment martyr. Also? When Playboy accidentally published images of underage girls, they paid them off, ya cheapskate. [Page Six]
  • Otto Preminger thought Kim Cattrall was a really bad actress! That is crazy. [Page Six]
  • She stoops to conquer: Perez Hilton says 'Hills' star Lauren Conrad "is a two-faced [bleep] who pretends to be all sweet and innocent on the outside, but on the inside she is a conniving, manipulative wench." [Gatecrasher]

    • 9:20 AM on Mon Aug 13 2007
    By Choire
    2,145 views, 14 comments

    Latest by ekates: what happened to "P*r*z H*lt*n ? more »

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    Quick, Don't Think Of Gay And Nan Talese's Sex Life

  • Will Gay Talese's memoir of his four-decade open marriage to Doubleday publisher Nan Talese be Oprah's next book club pick? Maybe not! [R&M]
  • Vanessa Williams is still bitching about her dog getting dognapped. "Celebrities feel things so deeply, don't they?" hisses Ben Widdicombe. [Gatecrasher, second item]
  • 43% of Us readers think Kevin Federline should have custody of his and Britney Spears' kids. Well! The people have spoken. [Us]

    • 10:30 AM on Mon Aug 6 2007
    By Emily Gould
    918 views, 9 comments

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    Britney Spears Is Free To Remarry!

  • Britney Spears and Kevin Federline's big marriage mistake is finally fixed, but Kevin still has the option to fight for full custody, which he'll probs get. Remember when we used to say things like "Poor Britney?" Yeah, that ship has sunk. [Us]
  • Michael Lohan was convinced to drop his motion that Din be tested for drugs before she can have contact with her two younger children when little Ally threatened to start loving him less. [Page Six]
  • Speculation that Adam Sandler's marriage is on the rocks is just that. Speculation. God, it's summer. [Gatecrasher]
  • Anne Hathaway fought with her boyfriend at a restaurant. [R&M, second item]

    • 9:00 AM on Tue Jul 31 2007
    By Emily Gould
    1,398 views, 20 comments

    Latest by tudobem: @NotAndersonCooper: I'm so happy to hear someone else say that. My husband finds it bizarre that I see nothing funny about Sandler. He makes my skin crawl. more »

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    Kevin Federline, Sperminal Mastermind

    Post gossip dowager Cindy Adams claws her way out of the casket this morning to float the following rumor about Kevin Federline and Britney Spears. Apparently, Britney wants Kevin back! But there's more!
    [T]his pure speculation is rooted only in the fact that these people with whom I was talking closely watch and monitor those people about whom we were speaking. Since Kevin, who formerly played house with Shar Jackson, unmarried mama of his other kids, has now come right back to Shar's side (or whichever other part), they theorize that marrying Britney was all a plan. Get fame, career, money as a result of Britney—then run right back to Shar.
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    10:27 AM on Fri Jul 13 2007
    By abalk
    5,475 views, 27 comments

    Latest by lovely nigerienne: No. It just speaks to Shar Jackson's lack of self-respect. They aren't bright enough for this. more »

    Now Us Weekly is reporting that Shar Jackson isn't knocked up with Kevin Federline's fifth child. Well, all in due time. [Us]

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    Tina Brown: Scary Skinny or Weight Winner?

  • Tina-lauding reached new heights at Tina Brown's book party, but Isaac Mizrahi's compliment takes the lo-cal cake: "She's like a role model for me right now because she's so thin. I mean, not that she was ever big, but you know she's kind of at that crucial moment, where she could go one way or the other and she kind of looks amazing. So that's a real inspiration for all of us." Thinspiration! [NYO]
  • Kevin Federline may be spawning again with the mama of his first two babies, hyperfertile 'actress' Shar Jackson. [Cindy]
  • Dina Lohan and pup were no-shows at a charity doggie fashion show, prompting an organizer to announce that Dina's dog had OD'd "on Frontline." Heh! [Page Six]
  • Eminem is still mining his dalliance with Mariah Carey for material. [Gatecrasher]
  • Cloris Leachman was passed over for a part in the Broadway production of Young Frankenstein by Mel Brooks, who is her same age. [Ed. Note: CLORIS LEACHMAN IS A GODDESS. THAT IS ALL.] [Page Six]
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    8:59 AM on Wed Jun 13 2007
    By Emily Gould
    2,522 views, 19 comments

    Latest by SeeingI: I bet that under a microscope, Federline's sperm looks a LOT like the one on the left. more »

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