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Montauk Monster In Secret Mutant Army?

Ken Layne over at Wonkette has done some heroic digging into Plum Island, the Department of Homeland Security-run animal horror lab suspiciously close not only to Montauk, where our friend Monty washed ashore, but to a long string of terrifying outbreaks and hybrid animal attacks. We knew from the start of the Montauk Monster mystery that Plum Island was at the center of various conspiracy theories, but when one looks at the entire awful history in one blog post, one must inevitably conclude that, despite its shifty and inconsistent denials, the federal government is assembling there a fearsome monster army that, if left unchecked, will someday slaughter us while we sleep. More »

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Judith Miller Re-Enlists

In perfect sync with some apparently genuine positive news out of Iraq, Judith Miller is yet again delivering spoonfed reports on America's glorious strategy there, just as she did before she was disgraced at the Times. It seems we are finally being greeted as liberators — within the massive prison camps we have constructed. Miller, now employed by the neocons at the Manhattan Institute, reports in Reader's Digest that Iraq's "Camp Bucca" has been transformed from a riot zone into a super-empowering bakery, gym and mini-University, except for the 20 percent of prisoners sent to some sort of inner prison too terrifying to detail: More »

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Colbert Welcomes Back Fave Writers Tiki Barber, Judy Miller

The writers strike ended! Stephen Colbert was so excited, he introduced his entire writing staff at the top of the show, inviting them on-stage and high-fiving each one. Tiki Barber, Mr. Met, Kevin Bacon, Mikhail Baryshnikov, and disgraced former Times star Judith Miller all ended up in the lineup too. We're just glad Judy's keeping busy!

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CIA Subpoenas 'NYT' Reporter Not Named Judy

Oh come on now, again? The CIA has subpoenaed Pulitzer-winning New York Times reporter James Risen, to get the name of a source from the journalist's blockbuster 2006 book State of War, in which he disclosed all sorts of things about U.S. intelligence shenanigans and said some mean things about President Bush. Maybe Risen can get some fashion tips from his former colleague, Judith Miller—it's so hard these days to figure out what goes with a public stockade.

Everyone say happy birthday to your favorite contempt-of-court correspondent! Judith Miller is 59 today. Girlfriend looks pretty good for being that close to collecting Social Security, but it's probably just that permanent emollient the White House doles out to those willing to dispense with their pesky journalistic standards to advance the administration's political agenda. In fact, the only person left to trust, really, is Helen Thomas—now there's a reporter who hasn't accepted any Botox bribes. You can send Judy birthday greetings at judymillerfreespeech@yahoo.com. No, really.

frivolity

What Does Judy Miller Know About Barry Bonds' Secret Meeting At The Steak 'n Shake?

Remember Jonathan Lee Riches, the guy suing Michael Vick for $63,000,000,000 billion? He's got an even better lawsuit! This one's against Barry Bonds, baseball commissioner Bud Selig, and "Hank Aaron's bat." But there's more! More »

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Media Bubble: "Hey, It's Scooter. You Know That Plame Chick? CIA."

  • Scooter Libby would call Judy Miller at all hours just to tell her that Valerie Plame worked for the CIA. [WaPo]
  • Man wins internal award at company meeting. [WWD]
  • The Times wasn't looking to replace Phil Taubman, but, you know, Dean Baquet was available. [NYO]
  • Jon Friedman takes a look at the Maria Bartiromo story. His conclusions may surprise you. Nah, we're just kidding, it's the same conventional wisdom you've seen everywhere else. [Marketwatch]
  • Times takes a big hit on Boston Globe. [NYT]
  • Don't look back, Greta Van Sustern; you'll see Anderson Cooper behind you. Insert your own joke here. [TVNewser]
  • New York magazine might move to SoHo. [WWD]
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    Media Bubble: MTV Viewers Smarter Than We Thought

  • Nobody watched "I'm From Rolling Stone." [WWD]
  • Google in a deal with CBS; don't get too excited, it's just radio for now. [MDN]
  • Fox News: Ted Kennedy is a "hostile enemy" of the United States. [ThinkProgress]
  • Some lady from the BBC named Managing Editor at HuffPo. No word on whether or not she's got a qualified rack. [Romenesko]
  • Doug Brod named editor at Spin. [WWD]
  • Judy Miller: fans in high places. [NYS]
  • Blind Item: What scribe from a media-centric weekly publication was gatecrashed while covering a gossip columnist's birthday fiesta? It's not really daily news that sometimes people have to wait in line for the bathroom, but we hear that this journalist was observed over the transom trying to avoid the line by urinating off of the fire escape. The none-too-pleased host was concerned for his neighbors down under, and chided the young reporter until he turned pink-sheeted with embarrassment. [NYO, second item, "Ben Widdicombe Loves Weiners, Especially the One I Whipped Out On His Fire Escape"]
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    Media Bubble: Judith Miller Is Just a Terrible Person

  • NBC News layoffs: Dateline, Today hardest hit. Ann Curry still there, unfortunately. [LAT]
  • No matter what Marie Claire wants you to think, Elizabeth Vargas would never breastfeed at the anchor desk. You can't get a good angle. [Drudge]
  • If Judith Miller testifies under oath that she's a skeptical journalist, is it perjury? [E&P]
  • Maureen Dowd's ex-boyfriend is leaving the NYT OpEd page to write, blog for Science Times. [NYT]
  • New York Post regretfully informs you that New York Daily News city editor has jumped ship. [NYP]
  • Soon you'll be able to TiVo the treasure trove of crap provided by YouTube and its ilk. [NYT]
  • Reporters should shut up about YouTube already. [Guardian]
  • Lots of people go to Washington. [NYO]
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    Judith Miller Almost Keeps a Straight Face While Questioning Blogger Ethics

    "I'm worried about bloggers," she said. "(A post) starts as a rumor and within 24 hours it's repeated as fact."
    That'd be New York Sun freelance book critic and soi-disant First Amendment martyr Judith Miller, who finally reveals something that's bigger than her ego: her sheer, balls-out chutzpah.
    While she advocates a federal shield law to protect mainstream journalists from divulging their sources, she doesn't favor extending that to bloggers who don't follow the standards and ethics of the journalism industry. Still, she wouldn't restrict a blogger's right to publish online. She said some bloggers have been invaluable in uncovering government flaws. "I'm glad to welcome them as long as they agree to the standards," she said.
    Yeah, let's talk about standards. Say what you will about bloggers (unhygienic, self-centered, massively unattractive), but we can't think of any of them who served as administration mouthpieces and played an active role in pushing the United States into a failed and divisive conflict that has cost thousands of lives with no end in sight. More »

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    Judith Miller: The Bigger They Are, the Harder They Fall

    So. You are a disgraced New York Times reporter whose bid at martyrdom failed after everyone realized that, actually, you might have led the U.S. into war. Oops! More »

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    Judith Miller Thanks You for Your Righteous Adulation of Judith Miller

    Apparently missing the sweet taste of martyrdom's liqueur, former New York Times reporter, WMD confabulist, and leak-protecting jailbird Judith Miller sent out a letter to 600 friends thanking them for their support during her time in the clink. Naturally, by "thank," Judy means, "how wise you were to agree with me." In her own words: "I chose to defend your right to know and you were kind enough to write to support my stance." Take your pick of the worst offense, from Miller or the Washington Post paraphrase:
    She spends the rest of her time as an unofficial Joan of Arc for First Amendment issues. "It is a position I did not seek," she said yesterday, "and I hope I don't have to turn it over to someone else."
    Joan of Arc? At least Joan had the decency to remain silent after getting burned to a crisp. Don't think that's an apt analogy? Once again, the problem is probably you, since as Miller sniffs, "Ordinary people get it." If you were one of the ordinary people who got it — Miller's letter, that is — by all means forward us a copy. More »

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    Media Bubble: 'Times' Pays Off Wen Ho Lee

    • Five news orgs — including NYT — pay Wen Ho Lee $750,000 to settle his case. Which seems not a not entirely unreasonable amount after mistakenly being labled a nuclear spy. [NYT]
    CBS News Iraq reporter Kim Dozier now off respirator, breathing on her own. [CBSNews.com]
    Charlie Gibson thinks New York's Joe Hagan "is something of a snake" and will never talk to him again. Mind you, this is over a fluffy Q&A. [Chicago Defender]
    • Best attack on Judy Miller ever: She could have prevented 9/11. [TAP]
    Time loses Baghdad reporters; New York to lose dapper WSJer Matthew Rose. [NYP]
    Time's Jim Kelly to take sabbatical, visit Statue of Liberty before starting new corporate gig. [MW]
    GMA EP Ben Sherwood quits. Presumably he just couldn't bear not having Charlie Gibson's full attention. [Media Mob/NYO]

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    Judith Miller Finally Finds Forum Appropriate To Her Talents

    Where's a reporter with no credibility and a reputation for being an administration mouthpiece to go once she's been drummed out of her former place of employ for practicing some of the most sloppy, credulous, bordering-on-disingenuous journalism that said employer has even seen, even considering the fact that it once also employed Jayson Blair? Naturally, The Wall Street Journal Editorial Page, a magical world where taxes cause cancer, the ghost of Vince Foster has risen from the grave to wreak havoc on President Bush's poll numbers, and Judith Miller can be considered a legitimate journalist. Judy shows up today with the first of a two-parter on Libya's nuclear ambitions. If you think that maybe the last topic Judy should be reporting on is W.M.D. then you have no idea what passes for fact in the Rightwing Funny Farm that is the Editorial Page. I haven't had a chance to read the whole thing (too busy with the piece next to it, "People Are Poor Because Jesus Hates Them"), but, guess what? We really dodged a bullet! More »

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    'Sun' Reports Bush OK'd 'Times' Leak; Drudge Promptly Kills 'Sun'

    Today in Holy Shit: The New York Sun reports that Vice-President Cheney's former chief of staff, Scooter Libby, told a grand jury that an Iraq intelligence leak to the Times was authorized by none other than President Bush himself. Not that this surpises us — someone's got to get the press behind this war, and nothing melts Judith Miller like Bush's big, blue eyes. But what's particularly horrifying is that this not-really-illegal intelligence leak, supposedly OK'd by the big guy, lead to the eventual disclosure of CIA operative Valerie Plame's identity. More »

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    TK in Judy: The Canada Edition (Or, TK in Canada: The American Chicks Invade Halifax Edition)

    Because we'd hate to disappoint George Clooney's publicist by not giving you the chance to locate and physically harm famous people, we thought we'd pass along this exciting report from Gawker's northernmost correspondent: More »

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    Gold-Star Gabe Sherman Reports: Judy's On Muammar

    The Observer's aggressively bespectacled Gabe Sherman wins the Gawky gold star for delivering the answer we've been looking for: The piece Judy Miller is working on for The Atlantic is about Libyan strongman Muammar Qaddafi. It was assigned months ago, Sherman reports, before James Bennet was named editor, and it's unclear whether Bennet plans to run the piece. He does, however, have a working telephone. More »

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    Media Questions Answered: 'Celeb Living' Lives; 'Atlantic' Editor Has a Phone

    We're totally digging this we-ask-you-answer thing. Today brings answers to two more of our outstanding queries. Outstanding! More »