• scandal

    Transgendered Model and Jeffrey Epstein Masseuse Not as Insane as She Thought

    Jeffrey Epstein: billionaire financer. Lover of erotic massages from teen girls. Inmate. But there's one less thing he has to worry about: a sexual assuault suit filed against him by transgendered model-wannabe Maximilia Cordero. The suit, filed seven years after the incident took place, has been dismissed. Cordero "claimed insanity to explain why she had engaged in sexual acts with Mr. Epstein following the alleged assault," which makes perfect sense, judging by the photo on the left. But! The lawsuit was thrown out on the basis that she was "not insane as she had claimed." Maybe just a little insane, then: her Myspace page once read, "Oh and I'm a junk head (pills , designer substances and my fav disel) What girl in this indistry [sic] isn't :)Just being honest:)" [Observer]

    10:58 AM on Thu Oct 16 2008
    By Sheila
    1,077 views, 11 comments

    Most discussed Aaron Altman: Sheila: on behalf of Star Trek fans everywhere, we ask that you please leave Captain Jonathan Archer out of this. more »

  • not sad

    Jeffrey Epstein's Prison Store Receipt

    Weird "billionaire" "financier" Jeffrey Epstein is in jail right now, for soliciting prostitution. The guy loved sexy massages from underaged girls, and so his jet-set lifestyle is now a bit less jet-setty. No more private planes and hanging out with Kevin Spacey. But prison's not so terrible! The Smoking Gun reports: "During his first three months in jail, the 55-year-old massage enthusiast has spent about $1250 on a wide variety of snacks (moon pies, BBQ chips, cheddar cheese squeezers) and skin care products (Lubriderm, hand lotion, and petroleum jelly)." Attached: one of his commissary receipts! Epstein seems to be buying a lot of extra things, presumably for use as barter. Because of the stock market, you know. And because of prison. [TSG]

    3:31 PM on Thu Oct 2 2008
    By Pareene
    3,511 views, 74 comments

    Most discussed PrincessKashmir: I must say, he has fine taste. It doesn't get better than Ms. Vickie's Salt and Vinegar chips. Well, except more »

  • gossip roundup

    Lohan To Palin: 'Suck It'

    • Lindsay Lohan called Sarah Palin a "narrow minded, media obsessed homophobe" on Lohan's MySpace page, citing a conference her church on "converting" gays. "She can suck it." [MySpace, Daily News]
    • Anna Wintour really, really loved her 30 minutes with LeBron James. Even though it was at a screening. [R&M]
    • Vogue's Andre Leon Talley does not appreciate being sprayed with champagne. [P6]
    • NBC executive Ben Silverman wisely lets Jeff Zucker win at golf. He's still totally fired. [P6]
    • More alleged underage sex victims sued billionaire and Bill Clinton buddy Jeffrey Epstein. [P6]
    • Sidney Poitier will steal your wife and then not marry her. And then call her all kinds of un-Sidney-Poitier names! [P6]
    • Swimmer Ryan Lochte doesn't have enough gold medals to get laid like Michael Phelps. [P6]
    • Spike Lee declared himself done feuding with Clint Eastwood and moved on to Judd Apatow, "whatever that guy is." [Nikki Finke]
    • Scarlett Johansson is a total prima donna now that she's Woody Allen's muse. Because that's what's made her a hot commodity. [P6]
    • At George "Sulu" Takei's wedding, Chekhov was best man and Uhura was best lady. The husband was Brad Altman, 27 years younger. [ET]
    • Amy Winehouse felt she was too ugly to go to her own 25th birthday party, supposedly. [Sun]
    • Jennifer Lopez ran a triathlon in 2 hours 23 minutes, compared with 1 hour 30 minutes for Matthew McConaughey. [Us]

    6:27 AM on Mon Sep 15 2008
    By Ryan Tate
    2,880 views, 31 comments

    Most discussed navidine: Lohan is a loser. She and Pamela Anderson should know all about sucking it. Samantha Ronson needs to wake up, more »

  • gossip roundup

    John Mayer Breaks Up With Jennifer Aniston

    • John Mayer dumped Jennifer Aniston after the actress pushed him for "a timetable" and to promise not to tour so much when they eventually make babies together. (Sounds clingy.) There was a trial split first. Aniston was said "furious" initially but now is pretending that she's "already dating someone else in LA."
    • Keith Olbermann is not so sure MSNBC should be teaming up with Rupert Murdoch on some stupid "citizen journalism" project involving MySpace, so in retaliation the Post ran the absolute fattest, least attractive picture of the Countdown anchor it could find. [P6]
    • Jeffrey Epstein has been visited in prison by the 29-year-old woman who used to find him "willing young women," and also the 23-year-old he once supposedly dubbed his "Yugoslavian sex slave." [P6]
    • Samantha Ronson, 31, on Lindsay Lohan: "She's great. She's also 22 years old." [E!]
    • Britney Spears doesn't want her kids to go into show business, and her Dad says Kevin Federline's "heart is right." [Scoop]
    • Shelley Malil, who co-starred in the movie 40-Year-Old-Virgin, is suspected of having stabbed his ex-girlfriend 20 times. [LA Times]
    • Some British boutique made an ad featuring a fur coat draped over a woman wearing a Stella McCartney bra. Stella's kind of a big time animal-rights activist who detests fur coats. Hilarity ensues, LOL. [P6]

    8:34 AM on Wed Aug 13 2008
    By Ryan Tate
    7,226 views, 67 comments

    Latest by Queen of the Passive Aggressives: Jen needs scientology. They can marry her off to another "straight" leading actor and they can invitro or just plain more »

  • rumormonger

    Teen-Loving Epstein's Own Client

    Jeffrey Epstein, the financier who this week begins a jail term for soliciting prostitution, is an enigma. The standard question: how could the 55-year-old have been so obsessed by the teenaged girls who gave him erotic massages that he'd jeopardize the lifestyle of a billionaire and the status that attached to friendships with former president Bill Clinton and others? (Answer: entitled men do stupid things.) But more intriguing is the origin of his seeming wealth. More »

    4:36 PM on Wed Jul 2 2008
    By Nick Denton
    9,832 views, 27 comments

    Latest by raisingthebar: "And blue-eyed Epstein wasn't always the weary pervert portrayed in his mugshot photographs" ...man, those were the good 'ol days. more »

  • billionaire pervs

    Happy New Jeffrey Epstein Mugshot Day!

    Looks like you won't see former Radar (v. 2.0) investor and theoretical billionaire Jeffrey Epstein at Peggy Siegal's next party. The financier who surely doesn't have much time to finance what with all the massages and alleged raping he's doing is behind bars in Florida. He pleaded guilty to hiring underaged girls for sex and he'll spend 18 months in a Palm Beach jail (followed by a year under house arrest). The plea deal means the federal investigation against Epstein will be dropped, but now he is officially a registered sex offender. So now he'll only be allowed to expose himself to women procured by his assistant who merely look 14. [TSG]

    3:48 PM on Mon Jun 30 2008
    By Pareene
    2,590 views, 16 comments

    Latest by Cacafuego: @Sproing: Ugh. Just "ugh". more »

  • scandal

    Bill Clinton Calls Vanity Fair Writer "Scumbag"

    Audio emerged tonight of former President Bill Clinton calling Vanity Fair writer Todd Purdum a "sleazy... dishonest... slimy... scumbag." Former Times reporter Purdum, of course, is the guy who wrote the just-released article about how Clinton is running around the world on private jets, including one called "Air Fuck One," with billionaire scuzzballs like Ron Burkle, Steve Bing and Jeffrey Epstein. Clinton told a Huffington Post reporter Purdum was awful, and that the Vanity Fair piece has "five or six blatant lies," but then added he had never read it. But that didn't stop him from continuing to trash it, nor did the fact that Purdum is married to Clinton's former press secretary Dee Dee Myers. Audio after the jump, along with a text summary. More »

    10:47 PM on Mon Jun 2 2008
    By Ryan Tate
    7,143 views, 56 comments

    Latest by swensev: I'm gonna miss the hell out of those pantsuits. She's just GOTTA get VP. more »

  • the big chill

    Bill Clinton and the Billionaire Boys' Club

    As we learned in Vanity Fair yesterday, Bill Clinton has spent his post-presidential life gallivanting about the world with a small cadre of scummy billionaires. All aging boomers, all sadly unwilling to mature, all addicted to sex with women a third their age. Who are they? What do they want from us? (Hint: if you are a girl aged 14-22, they want to have sex with you.) Let's meet the whole crew! They are just like Entourage except gross old billionaires. More »

    3:36 PM on Mon Jun 2 2008
    By Pareene
    11,831 views, 73 comments

    Latest by SlickaNicka: @camillus8: You can't redeem yourself that easily, Camillus, after your little Monica rant. That kinda talk, even in (poor) more »

  • billionaire pervs

    Who Keeps Inviting Jeffrey Epstein Out

    Billionaire sex-perv Jeffrey Epstein enjoys sex with underage girls, that much we know. But before we all knew this, he was a very popular financier with many important and famous friends. He went to a lot of parties! He flew Bill Clinton, Kevin Spacey, and Chris Tucker to Africa for some reason! We can only imagine what the on-flight entertainment was. Now he's apparently getting ready to plea guilty to all sorts of things involving prostitution, and some ladies are suing him for making them his sex slaves when they were underage, so he doesn't quite go out on the town that much. Except sometimes he does! And, to answer our own question, it's because uber-publicist Peggy Siegal is still happy to stand by her 14-year-old raping friend Jeffrey. More »

    4:18 PM on Tue May 13 2008
    By Pareene
    3,049 views, 17 comments

    Latest by PirateHooker: sorry, IS, not IT. more »