Models
Elite media types and financiers aren't the only ones suffering during this economic downturn, you know. Models are suffering too! And who better to shine a light on the travails of modeling these days than
Isobella Jade, the short, self-made woman who
rose from homelessness to microniche prominence by
writing her memoir in the Apple store and then triumphantly
eating a burger. Remember her? Yea! She's still a hardworking self-promoter, so we checked in and got her take on the crucial question, "How Does the Economy affect a Body Parts Model?":
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What do you mean, that's not news? Lilliputian and putatively homeless model
Isobella Jade may be writing her memoir in the
Apple Store, but she still has time to join the
hottest new marketing trend: a
video trailer for your book. Thrill to Isobella dashing about the streets of New York in heels and a little black dress, briefly disrobing, noshing a few choice selections from the Wendy's dollar menu, spilling coffee, and rendering a voiceover that could challenge any on
Grey's Anatomy for sheer tedium. Totally sucks about
her MySpace page, though.
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Will someone please just give wee homeless model mini-memoirist
Isobella Jade a book deal already? Or at least a sandwich? (The junior cheeseburger deluxe from Wendy's is apparently her favorite.)
Metro has a short
interviewlet with the homeless pixie who dwells,
CHUD-like, in the crevices of the Soho
Apple Store:
What is your best asset?
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We simply can't look away from tragiumphant
Isobella Jade, the bewitching ragamuffin who has been living out of a suitcase and working herself as a succesful 5'2" model. FishbowlNY first discovered Isobella's genius when she pitched her memoir in an email written completely in the third person; her story focuses on her rise to vagrancy and was written entirely while in the Soho Apple Store, the office of choice for many an itinerant genius.
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FishbowlNY introduced us yesterday to "perhaps the most successful model in nyc under the height of 5'4,"
Isobella Jadeco, a successful-yet-homeless young woman pitching her life story, in the third person, as entirely composed in the Soho Apple Store. They've followed up with a brief interview, in which we learn that Isobella was actually a successful
nude model (there's the catch). Also, she admits that she may have misrepresented herself:
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The sexy/hungry young lady at right is
Isobella Jadeco, a homeless jane-of-all-trades who, despite her vertically challenged lot in life, has become "perhaps the most successful model in nyc under the height of 5'4." But for all of her petite success, Jadeco is living out of a suitcase and trying to pitch her memoir, composed entirely in the Soho Apple Store. She
pitches FishbowlNY in the third person:
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