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This delightful window display was spotted at Giovanni's Atrium at the corner of Rector and Washington Streets in the Financial District by Brian Van, the Rasputin of Commenter Executions. Looking at these pictures, one cannot help but wonder why more businesses don't advertise themselves like this, like, "The Biggest Laugh You'll Have West of Auschwitz!", because nothing says "happy" like "the tragic death of thousands of New Yorkers".
Wide shot of the window after the jump.
Hot and Cold Antipasto Table to tantalize your appetite... for destruction!
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With the "model" used it looks more like "The Happiest Happy Ending South of Ground Zero".
Reminds me of the time Mom and I went to Munich and were told the only way to get to Dachau was by train.
Nothing like rolling up to a Nazi death camp in a train to get the full Holocaust experience!
Try our Red Bull and Vodka -- It's like jet fuel!!
hee. . .kinda reminds me of century 21's brilliantly conceived 'fall into savings' campaign.
The happiest hour I spent South of Ground Zero was the 60 minutes I spent calling every friend and family member I knew in Manhattan and finding out they were still alive. But I do likes me cocktails.
Nine-eleven.
In retrospect, I shouldn't have written "window" and "jump" in the same sentence.
That chick looks like a puffy Lohan.
What's the problem? If we can't laugh at death and destruction, what can we laugh at?
Vis-
That is Lohan. She'll pose for anything in exchange for a comped drink.
During happy hour, our drink prices fall faster than people jumping from the 104th floor to escape the murderous fire raging below them!
Not Lohan. That's Izzie Stevens in three years if she had elected to cash Denny's check and skip out on Seattle Grace. You can take the trash out of the trailer, but you can't take the trailer out of the trash...
That picture looks like a cover for a Eastern European Wives catalogue.
And of course, let us not forget that, if we do not patronize venues with crappy ad campaigns, then, of course, the terrorists win...
Eastern European?
More like, Outer Mongolia...steppe country!
Moran's across the street has a better happy hour, so even without the tasteless irony it isn't even true.
Hey what's wrong with the girl? Come on. She's got a nice rack, exotic look and kisses just like my sister.
Borat.
Oh but she's drinking a cosmopolitan.
How very sheeeeek.
Do they serve Kamikazes?
Yes they do- only by the pitcher.
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