Will Ryder's hair continue to mirror whomever it is Kate Hudson is bonking at the time?

Linsday Lohan should get the number of Paris Hilton's spellchecker because there is no way in Hyde Paris wrote that herself.

Those pictures of Dakota Fanning are going to haunt my dreams.

Dakota wants Bride of Chucky II real bad.

Dakota Fanning: Raped by the ghost of Denzel.

It is win win for the Federline boys--the less time Brit spends at home the fewer opportunities she has to drop them on their heads.

Plus if Scientology can keep Cruise and Travolta away from guys, why can't it keep Kirstie away from Ben and Jerry's?

Foxy adopted two crack babies? Seriously? Gays can't adopt, but she's considered an acceptable mother?

Poor Dakota has braces now and is beginning her "awkward" phase. (See the red-carpet photos from Charlotte's Web.) I think that Marc Jacobs and Juergen Teller should take that and run with it. Bask in the glory of her preteen awkwardness.

Actually, I'm starting to hate Teller's photos -- that blown-out, over-lighted look wears on me.

I know if I want to smoke crack and drink till I'm showing my nekkid crotch, that I'm going to Paris to advocate my behaviour, because, yes, she's so credible.

Meh, still not as psychically disturbing as the Marc Jacobs ads featuring Charlotte Rampling and Juergen Teller spooning whilst clad in hotel-issue bathrobes.

I was hoping Angelina would have a more exotic reason other than "it just happened". That's what all cheaters say.
She couldn't control anything, she "just happened" to trip and land on Brad's dick.

Angelina didn't seem so "averse to hugging" when she was furiously dry humping Billy Bob Thorton on every red carpet west of Chino.

not to mention her brother

Paris Hilton knows the word "ethics???"

Obviously she knows it -- just not what it means.