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Britney's Sad, 'Vacant' Birthday Of Disses

First Britney Spears' guests whispered behind her back about how she looked "vacant" and "out of it" at her big birthday party. Then the singer's ex Kevin Federline told People that Spears' craziness had him "concerned with my children," whose well-being he felt compelled to fight for via custody battle when Spears "went behind my back" and filed for divorce, leaving him "completely blindsided." Finally, her first husband was thrown in jail.
But at least hunky former MSNBC anchor and raiser-of-journalistic-ethics-questions Dan Abrams came to Spears' party. And she might have talked to party guest Heidi Klum about a Project Runway gig.

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7:05 AM on Thu Dec 4 2008
By Ryan Tate
5,205 views, 33 comments

Most discussed Our Lady of the Massacre: Alright, I'm just gonna come out and say it: Brit's youngest son (Jayden) looks like he has FAS. more »

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Birthday Brings Britney Spears Much-Needed Attention

Despite showing off her cleavage, Britney Spears managed to attract only the likes of Lance Bass and Ciara to her big 27th birthday party at Tejune. But that's still a better guest list than she'd have been allowed at either of the mental hospitals she visited this year. And she's finally the center of America's attention!
A judge and prosecutor totally framed Roman Polanski for having sex with that kid. And the 30-year U.S. fugitive has a documentary to prove it! [P6]
Mary-Kate Olsen is NOT pregnant, just 102 pounds. Such a cow. [Us]
Patrick Swayze is NOT on his deathbed or last legs, just a victim of rumors. [Daily Star]
The Post pre-reviewed Cher's forthcoming album of covers: "Delight of trannies everywhere." Wow. [P6]
How many times did Donald Trump tell his idiot brother Robert to get a prenup? How many times?? [P6]

7:00 AM on Wed Dec 3 2008
By Ryan Tate
1,798 views, 15 comments

Most discussed Iceland_Spar: I saw the Polanski documentary, even the prosecuter thought that the judge was pretty much acting illegally. I think it more »

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Bryan Adams Stalked By Creepy Mother-Son Team

Bryan Adams is so famous entire families are stalking him. It's nice when parents want their children to follow in their professional footsteps! [Sun]
Kirsten Dunst is getting a restraining order against a man who showed up several times at her home in Hollywood and was finally citizen arrested by Dunst's assistant. [AP]

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7:01 AM on Tue Dec 2 2008
By Ryan Tate
3,167 views, 29 comments

Most discussed Miss-Pringle: Technical question: with these citizen's arrests, can you spread 'em and cuff 'em as well? more »

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Conservative Scion Determined To Keep Late Parents Spinning

Christopher Buckley is writing a tell-all book about his parents William F. and Pat Buckley. "This book is going to land hard in some quarters," he said. Not unlike endorsing Barack Obama. [P6]
Alex Rodriguez and Madonna aren't even pretending it's just a coincidence they were in Mexico City at the same time. [AP]
The Brits are very disillusioned the Britney Spears sullied the good name of televised music competition by lip-syncing on X Factor. [Daily Mail]
Sean Penn doesn't want to be cast in gay kissing scenes when he could be cast in full-on gay sex scenes. [P6]
No record labels signed up to buy Paris Hilton's second album, but that didn't stop her from recording it. [Scoop]
Peaches Geldof's husband: "I'm bored of all this." [Sun]
Amy Winehouse's husband feels bad about turning her into a junkie. [National Enquirer]

5:22 AM on Mon Dec 1 2008
By Ryan Tate
902 views, 37 comments

Most discussed SaraRueful: Am I the only one who really, really doesn't get the A-Rod/Madonna thing? I mean, he's young and while I more »

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Paris Hilton Hopes Break Up Doesn't Affect Wedding Plans

Though they've broken up, social something-or-other Paris Hilton would still like to marry her rock n' roller friend Benji Madden. [Showbiz Spy]
And screw weddings, says Jennifer Aniston! The Picture Perfect actor has turned down the proposal of her on-again-off-again beau John Mayer. [ShowbizSpy]

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12:33 PM on Fri Nov 28 2008
By Richard
6,204 views, 31 comments

Most discussed RocketSurgeon: Richard, that Onion story made my day. more »

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A-Rod's Two-Way Thanksgiving

Alex's Rodriguez's people did their best to spread word he wasn't going to ditch his kids and ex-wife at Thanksgiving to see Madonna in New York, as had been previously rumored. After everyone duly printed the Yankees slugger would be in Miami with his family instead, it emerged Madonna would accompany Rodriguez to Miami, via private jet. Should make for interesting dinner conversation!
Kanye West's "secret girl" is a supermodel he "hand-picked" for a video. We bet he did. [Sun]
Law & Order is doing a Heath Ledger episode, except instead of an actor, the Ledger-like character will be a male model. He has sex and does drugs with a girl he meets at a club, and is found dead by his friends the next morning. [P6]
Angelina Jolie is really, really, truly pregnant. In Touch means it this time you guys! [Mail]

6:59 AM on Wed Nov 26 2008
By Ryan Tate
1,551 views, 34 comments

Most discussed Trixie from Toronto: Someone needs to forcibly sterilize Angelina Jolie if that's true. Seriously, this is getting out of hand. more »

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Ann Coulter's Mouth Wired Shut In Time For Thanksgiving

Ann Coulter's mouth was literally wired shut. Though the "leggy reactionary" can't talk, it's safe to assume she'd blame liberals. [P6]
Paris Hilton was booed in a bar, because everyone collectively decided it is now time to viciously tear the starlet down. Just to make sure the last vestiges of dignity were truly eradicated, Hilton tried to win back ex Benji Madden, on the radio.
Paul McCartney again creepily offered to serenade Michelle Obama. [Sun]
Jermy Irons will learn to play the Irish fiddle in one of the most adorable and doomed reality shows ever devised. [Daily Star]
Now that the actresses have all signed on to a second Sex And The City movie, all that's left is for a team of writers to work feverishly to write a non-depressing movie about how these women are STILL ordering cosmos and talking about dating. [Daily Star]
Suri Cruise loves the paparazzi, and Tom Cruise knows it. [Daily Mail]

6:36 AM on Tue Nov 25 2008
By Ryan Tate
5,698 views, 71 comments

Most discussed PandoraSpocks: You should regard Ann being silenced and Paris being booed as holiday gifts. Nice. more »

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Wintour Daughter 'Nervous' Abour Finding Journalism Work

Anna Wintour's daughter Bee Shaffer, the aspiring journalist, is graduating from Columbia in May and is "really nervous about the fact nobody's hiring right now." If she gets desperate she could take one of those awful personal assistant jobs working for a magazine editor. (She won't get desperate.) [NYM]
Amy Winehouse and Blake Fielder-Civil are said divorcing after planeloads of drugs and "gross" sex games that can't even be described in News Of The World. [News Of The World]
The Catholic Church forgave John Lennon for saying the Beatles were "more popular than Jesus" and that "Christianity will go." It now finds his songs totally groovy and far out! [Sunday Times]
TV chef Gordon Ramsay's purported seven-year mistress literally wrote the book on how to have an affair, and even appeared on Oprah to discuss it. Their latest tryst involved "three bottles of legal sex drugs." [Mail]
Jon Peters, the film producer, faces jail time after allegedly failing to do community service work in connection with DUI charges. So he invited a dozen kids from the community-service program to his ranch, and for some reason the cops had to be called, and now no one's saying anything. [P6]
After trying to argue that $7 million from a Bahrain sheik was a gift, Michael Jackson has wisely opted to settle out of court. [E!]

6:44 AM on Mon Nov 24 2008
By Ryan Tate
2,844 views, 51 comments

Most discussed Weegee's bored: Anyone interested in forgiving Lennon for the Plastic Ono Band? more »

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Michael Jackson: Secret Muslim?

Michael Jackson is a secret Muslim who is actually called Mikaeel, meaning angel of Allah, after the pop star rejected the name "Mustafa," which means chosen one. In a few days Jackson will appear in London court, where an Arab sheikh is suing him for seriously breaching a multi-million-dollar contract. Related? Who knows. The headline? "The Way You Mecca Me Feel." [Sun]

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6:58 AM on Fri Nov 21 2008
By Ryan Tate
4,511 views, 90 comments

Most discussed JoelTannenbaum: Seriously, who ISN'T a secret Muslim these days? It's the new gay. more »

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Rosie O'Donnell On View Cold War

Rosie O'Donnell, contradicting Barbara Walters' rosy description of relations on The View: "I’m not saying they loathe each other, but the fact of the matter is, there was not a lot of camaraderie off camera.” [LAT]

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6:57 AM on Thu Nov 20 2008
By Ryan Tate
4,402 views, 33 comments

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