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On Friday, a reader sent a picture of himself with David Cross, the actor and comedian who has lately been the victim of an imposter, a depraved doppelganger who reportedly cruises lower Manhattan claiming to be the Arrested Development actor in an effort to get laid.
"I think I hung out with the fake David Cross!" the reader cried, clearly heartbroken by the possibility of being duped. We contacted David for further clarification. He writes:
I'm in LA right now and have been since last Wednesday.
That WAS me that those two girls met on Houston and took to LIT for a few drinks, that did happen. [Ed: This is in regards to a Gawker Stalker sighting, which we were concerned was actually that of David's evil twin.]
I came back [to LA] last Wednesday to this sad, weird little sublet filled with spiders, that I am temporarily staying in until the show inevitably gets cancelled.
So, anyone in NY who has been saying they're me (that's not me) starting from last Wednesday on, is lying.
david
Earlier: Know Your Real David Cross From Your Fake David Cross
Comments
That resemblance IS spooky... but this guy has kind of a double-y chin. And come on, would the real David Cross be caught dead in a green turtleneck and mustard blazer? Were those items picked up in the women's clearance aisle of a Long Island Marshalls? If the fact that I'm wearing the exact same outfit right now is any indication, then yes, they were.
The notion that "Arrested Development" might be cancelled makes Baby Jesus cry.
we need a moniker for the fake Cross...David Criss. David X. David Crossbreed. David Crucifix...
I think I just met the fake David Cross in...a...sad, weird...little sublet filled with spiders.
I saw more power to Fake David Cross! Go get 'em, tiger!!!
The real question though is this: did you have a good time hanging out with fake DC? If you hadn't've known he was fake, would you have walked away totally excited? Is he not doing any good?
That's actually my Uncle Ted and a friend at a Pittsburgh Penguins game in 1979. You have been Punk'd! Justice for Krucoff! Bababooey!
The fake David Cross is hung like a bull and fucks like a porn star. He's really building up your sack cred. You'll be the next Federline. It's all good DC!
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