OK, so what's the chronology here: gives depressed son methadone, gets cesarean, marries lawyer? Ms. Smith doesn't seem bright enough to make plans of this complexity.

Fuck you very much. Like I needed to see that with breakfast.

If there ever was such a thing as perfect motivation to step away from your computer and go out and vote, this is it.

Why, god, why?

I just hurled. Again. Seriously, who gives rat's ass about this? I hope everyone working at ET realizes that they are the sole reason ANS even exists; not in the good way, either. Billy Bush never seemed more appealing!

what has gawker become?

In an unprecedented display of restraint, I have refused to press that little "play" button. Way too early, bitches.

Salad tongs in the house!

lovelyday, I was half-expecting Billy Bush to pop out of her stomach at the end.

so how much is she putting the afterbirth up for on ebay?

AcilletaM: amen.

See, there are in fact no horns on baby D's head, so it couldn't be Howard's baby.

I have a theory: Daniel was the father of DanniLynne and HKStern killed him in a fit of rage... just a theory.

Usually I am sad that my office blocks YouTube. Today I am glad.

Not even the baby wanted to go down that birth canal. Who said children are not smart?

My workplace also blocks youtube, but unlike Clare, I am resentful. There's a part of me that needs to see this footage, and pronto.

Anyone here kind enough to provide a synopsis?

Watching that skankass mumble 'I wanna see mah baby' repeatedly was pretty fucking funny. I'm ready to vomit now.

My eyes! Actually my ears are more assaulted than the eyes. Her druggingly chanting 'I want to see my baby' was creepier that the visuals. Wonder how much they paid for the vid.

AcilletaM : second amen.
Honest to effin' GOD.
Is there NOTHING that this bitch won't sell?!
JEEBUS!
*pant pant*
Well, part of me is jealous that I can't make millions while disgusting the public at large.
What the hell was I thinkin', getting an education and workin' my whole life?
I'm an idiot AND not rich...not pretty, either.
Damn, I'm screwed!

I am NOT OKAY with this video a) existing, b) being on ET, c) being on gawker.

I am also baffled...who actually wants to see this? I usually consider myself fairly base in my celebrity gossip interests, probably in the lower half of 1 percent of humans in terms of my intake of this sort of useless garbage, and I'm embarassed by it enough to not bring up sad facts I know in front of smart people. However, today I am just confused...if I am repulsed by this, who in their right mind would sit in their home and spend time watching this...and then, who would watch it on their work computer? It's not a sex tape people! It's scary bloody surgery and not even an A, B or C-list person having surgery. It's the lady who sold pictures of her dead son less than a week after he died...it's the lady who gained ridiculous amounts of weight, crawled around on the floor and generally is a totally crass, boring, nauseating individual.

I also can't see the value of Gawker carrying this. Most people don't want to watch it...and those who do, do you really want your site to cater to them?

Ok, I am now going to dismount my high horse and read People.com for a few minutes to absorb some less bloody, but still useless, "news".

Reminds me of the time I saw a horse giving birth to a foal.

I upchucked then, and got a bile taste now.

Everything Rory and traffy said. (Except that I'm a little cute.)

It's ghoulish enough that Anna is selling her grief to the highest bidder, but even worse that outlets like ET keep buying it.

Wookie, I chose not see the video, but I bet a good synopsis would be the scene in Alien where the baby alien comes out of the stomach of the guy, just a bit more gross and lot less entertaining.

the rat, you're dead-on except at the end the baby throws up its hands, looks at the camera and yells "Trimspa baby!"

I think it's spot-on for Gawker to show this, after all, Mark Steines' thinks he's reporting a story here. In the world of info-tainment, the guy's got a great career. He should be ashamed of said career, but no, he's reporting this like it's the rescue of a fallen soldier from behind enemy lines!

Says a lot about how our society's going to Hell in a gasoline-soaked handbasket.

Next on E! and Gawker:
Anna Nicole pinches a loaf-- and you're there to see it- uncensored!

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Something unprecedented just happened. I actually threw up without even watching it.

Just knowing it exists is enough to provoke malaise.