Gawker
When I got the call about this Gawker gig I didn't really have to think on it long. For one thing, suspended, vilified, part-time freelance Page Six-ers aren't in a position to turn down paying jobs. Also, it's been over a week since I last wrote an item and I'm starting to suffer from withdrawal.
With a little help from my good friend Drinky Crow, a few truth-seeking journalists and some excellent sources inside a certain evil billionaire's bloated retinue, we're going to expose us some very dark shit. So fasten your seatbelts. I've got a fifth of Jim Beam and a lead foot. Anyone know how to drive this thing? - JPS
Comments
who knew there was life on the internet after all the office monkeys have gone home for the weekend? see you at the bottom of the hudson. i'll ready the dredge. back to the teenage mutants ninja turtles!
It's easy. See that cliff you're heading towards? Good, now gas it.
Withdrawal? Don't you have a wife to keep you company in the woods? You should make her do it with a bear. And videotape it.
more! post faster! post funnier! now! jesus-fuck-an-easter-bunny, you suck cowballs.
Okay, those tags. BURKLEGATE? No PAGE SIX? I know you're trying to move the story forward, and respect your efforts. But don't force the pace so.
jesus crow, this ain't rocket science - so the Burkle was getting his turtle shined on a private plane and then you managed to stick your pennyloafers in his shit - unless a certain salt-and-pepper haired ex-government employee is involved, I don't think there's much to drop a jaw here.
I was sorry to read about your problems. I feel your pain. I know what's like to be falsely accused. You didn't, I'm sure, do the things they're saying you did.
I was sorry to hear about your problems. I feel your pain. I too know what it's like to be falsely accused. I'm sure you didn't do the things they're accusing you of doing.
... "ex-government employee"... wait a minute. #%&*)@#(!!@##$^$!!!!!
I didn't do the things they accused me of doing with that woman. but with the other woman, on Ron's plane...
ahh Drinky Crow. how I long for your early days at NY Press. yeah, you too JPS.
I'm thrilled to read you here JPS. Bravo cute Nick for thinking of JPS. Ps JPS you've made a lot of loyal friends from you tenure at the nypost book section.
actually this guy is funnier than I would've thunk
Fuck the JPS guy, the really funny shit is the stuff in the comments! Dickie and Erica are my two new friend-wannabes after their comments!
bloggers get paid?
Start a discussion:
Login with your username and password below. Or comment on this post via email.
Forgot your username or password? New User?