Blue States Lose

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Hipsters Have Doomed Us All
Sofia Coppola slouches in a red damask banquette so battered and torn it's practically held together by duct tape. She twists the end of her "Go Metric" t-shirt around her forefinger, staring blankly into the middle distance. Finally, as the flash of yet another polaroid camera goes off and Yo La Tengo's "Deeper Into Movies" comes on the iPod at the long abandoned DJ station, she looks pleadingly into my face and she says, "I never wanted this to happen." Hey, so did you read the one in Adbusters about how hipsters spell the end of Western civilization? Scummy pints of cloudy beer, V-necks, kaffiyehs, and fixed-gear bicycles (no cheese doodle baskets at Bushwick Country Club?), all lamented in earnest New Journalese and questionable pronoun-antecedent agreement. And in what was once an eminently read hipster lifestyle handbook. TNR apologized for the war; this was inevitable, too. More »

10:42 AM on Thu Jul 31 2008
By Michael Weiss
21,400 views, 87 comments

Latest by groggyjava: when i was in college in the late 80's/early 90's, my ilk were simply referred to as gen-x-ers or slackers, more »
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Little Scotty Mouthbreather in Disturbing Paris BFF Bid
Icky Blue States Lose thing Little Scotty Mouthbreather is using his pull at icky American Apparel in an icky attempt to be cast in the upcoming reality TV nightmare Paris Hilton's My New BFF. A mass email sent by the leg-warmer marketeers yesterday reads, "American Apparel's heiress, Jonny Makeup is searching for a new BFF. And as luck would have it, so is a certain Miss Paris Hilton. Let's bring these kids together so they can search for boys, toys and trouble on the streets of LA." Oh, and, in case you want to go ahead and skip brunch, here's his retarded video.

10:29 AM on Sat Apr 12 2008
By ian spiegelman
2,596 views, 28 comments

Latest by mitchel_stevens: @htotheomo: ah. my mistake. more »
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Shock: Celeb's Galpal Secret Scenester
You may think that George Clooney's girlfriend Sarah Larson is an innocent sweetheart, on account of how she is a former cocktail waitress now dating a rich celebrity with a few years on her, but you'd be wrong. Star tracked down secret photos that expose the real Sarah Larson as a girl who got drunk and wore bikinis. Amusingly, the photos are from Merlin Bronques' hiptard party/porn site, Last Night's Party. The real shame here is that George Clooney is dating a Blue States Lose target. [Star]

10:41 AM on Fri Mar 28 2008
By Pareene
12,165 views, 61 comments

Latest by Dorothy: got this in an email, I think she sent it...[www.viply.de] more »
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Little Scotty Mouthbreather Goes Mainstream
According to an unsolicited, totally undesired MySpace message I received yesterday from Little Scotty Mouthbreather himself (full chill-inducing text after the jump), our existentially-handicapped hiptard rapper friend will be appearing along with his "group" the V.I.P. Party Boys on tomorrow's "celeb rehab" episode of the Tyra Banks Show. Tyra, in her infinite wisdom, invited Scotty and the Party Boys onto the show to discuss the manner in which "sex and drugs get tangled with fame". And by fame, he means being the object of ridicule. More »

3:54 PM on Tue Jan 8 2008
By Alex Blagg
6,950 views, 23 comments

Latest by kthnx: I actually went to one of their shows by accident one time. The treble was nearly unbearable, but it was more »
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A Solid Investment
Not every man can pull of a sequined American Flag vest left unbuttoned to betray just a glimpse of the delicious DJ open bar booze belly it barely contains, but Steve Aoki does so smashingly, even though he sort of looks like a Japanese tourist who likes to dress up as Keith Richards. More »

11:57 AM on Mon Jan 7 2008
By Alex Blagg
5,465 views, 12 comments

Latest by pensafs: I must say getting that belt off is tricky.... more »
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Christmas In Hipsterville
Blue States Lose is a much-needed weekly investigation into the trends and mores of the young. Going where the cool-hunters are too afeared to tread, via the party pictures on Cobrasnake, Last Night's Party, and Nicky Digital, our pal Alex Blagg teaches us about what the young have become while we were busy doing nothing. More »

1:00 PM on Fri Dec 28 2007
By Alex Blagg
18,281 views, 15 comments

Latest by spectatertot: @dubiouswonder: douchebaguette? (no one, will see this but i'm just catching up with stuff from my rss feeds) more »
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Plaid As Hell And Not Gonna Take It Anymore
A federal judge on Thursday refused, at least for now, to order a hearing at which the government would have to explain in detail the destruction of C.I.A. videotapes showing the harsh interrogation of two suspected Al Qaeda operatives. So while you're waiting for that to get resolved enjoy these pictures of idiots partying from Cobrasnake and Last Night's Party and Nicky Digital as they are mocked by Alex Blagg. More »

2:16 PM on Fri Dec 21 2007
By Alex Blagg
15,368 views, 25 comments

Latest by El-Sonambulo: # 1 - Tony Kusner's little brother Tiny is not as smart...and such douchebag. more »
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Hijinx Ensue
Blue States Lose because while their residents are running around in eyeliner and panties on the outside of their pants and SPARKLY HATS, the red state people are building houses and making industry and going to block meetings and wars! WE SUCK. Here's some pictures from the suckitude, collected from Cobrasnake and Last Night's Party and Nicky Digital by Alex Blagg! More »

2:45 PM on Fri Dec 7 2007
By Alex Blagg
14,078 views, 47 comments

Latest by El-Sonambulo: #1 - There's absolutely nothing funny about AIDS. But there's something absolutely funny about AIDSface. more »
"Here's Some Junkie Rubbing A Popsicle All Over Her Face While Purple Drool Drips Down Onto Her Shirt" Blue States Lose! Blue States Lose! Party pictures, curated by Alex Blagg, of the greatest nightlife people in the world! MORE »

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