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Krucoff poses with two IDF troops and a heretofore unknown species: a Jewish Abercrombie model.
We told you a few days ago that we'd finally received (written) word that Gawker mascot Andrew Krucoff had safely arrived in Jerusalem and gotten started on his Talmudic study. Now we have photo evidence.
(Not directly, mind you. Does he call us? Does he write? Would it be so hard just once in a while to check in with people who are worrying about him? Apparently it would be. Well, one day we won't be around anymore. And then how will he feel?)
The bloggers at Jewlicious caught up with The Kruc in Jerusalem the other night, where, it seems, he joined them for a lively night of boozing and gesticulating.
It's nice to know some things never change.
Gawker Mascot Alive and Well in Jerusalem [Jewlicious]
Earlier: Andrew Krucoff Is Alive and Well and Loving Eretz Yisrael
Comments
Is Krucoff standing on a phonebook or something? That's like the first picture I've seen where he's actually the tallest person there. Or maybe he got photoshopped in and he's laughing his ass off in the LES right now, at the stunt he's pulled.
I wouldn't talk to someone who got me fired, either.
Don't worry, he doesn't send me anything either, and he's my lover.
The photo was taken in Jerusalem's ancient Pygmy Quarter.
The fact that Rina is a 95 year old Islamic man from Qatar should be a sign that Middle East peace is possible. Sadly, some of Rina's family feel that Krucoff is only after his oil money and refer to our Andrew as the Jewish, cocksucking, fudge-packing Anna Nicole Smith- wannabe from America.
Zing!
"The combination of the Krucoff -Rina romance and the new movie "Munich" will be the start to a New World Order." A historic comment from Paunch on Gawker 12-4-05
having stood there myself as the photo was taken, i assure you krucoff was not standing on a phonebook. god just built jews short to more easily flee roman capture. that and those are 17 year-olds he's posing with.
Having taken that photo, I can confirm that Kruchoff was actually standing on the curb while the Israelis in question were standing on the street. The photo was taken at the Russian compound. The "Abercrombie model" is actually a drunken Israeli hooligan, and the woman in the photo can eat any of you for breakfast.
Having been too drunk in said photo, I can neither confirm or deny any of these statements. But one thing I can state for sure, the phantom Rina who regularly comments on Gawker is not my girlfriend Rina. But if she sends a picture I am willing to entertain the possibility.
Andrew, for the last time, Rina is a man. Notice the Adam's apple, nutsack, and non-kosher weiner.
Krucoff confessed to me while high that he's actually Irish. This whole trip is a sham.
I know Krucoff. He is the very essence of Jewy Jewyness - I don't care if he's never had a bar mitzvah and thinks Massada is a new japanese car company. he's about as irish as my butt, which means not Irish at all. He does drink a lot for a Jew though.
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