ambitious commented on Jesse Jackson To Threaten Obama's "Nuts" Tonight On Fox News

"@BeRightBack: Do you know what unicorn testicles go for these days?"

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"@seancasio: I think you win. @TheHonJudgeSmails: I thought you knew."

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"This sounds like a trap set by vampires to feed on douche hoards."

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"@Choire: I AM riled up. In all seriousness - I refuse to believe."

ambitious commented on Will McCain's Joking Sink His Candidacy?

"A man with hands too small to palm a softball can neither be funny nor sufficiently presidential."

ambitious commented on World's Saddest Millionaire Quits Internet

"I have been a 15 year old girl before."

ambitious commented on BBC: Get Those Minorities Off The Shows, Into Boardroom

"@ambitious: Sorry, white news hiring guys."

ambitious commented on BBC: Get Those Minorities Off The Shows, Into Boardroom

"@Aaron Altman: Holler."

ambitious commented on Just How Racist Was Aunt Jemima?

"@MrMisterJ: My grandparents looked through the lens of "that time" in "that time" and, oddly enough, found it quite degrading."

ambitious commented on Five New Job Titles That Are Corporate Code For "Hot Girl"

"Wait - doesn't this work for any and every occupation?"

ambitious commented on Five New Job Titles That Are Corporate Code For "Hot Girl"

"Actually, I should say all jobs in the visual arts, really."

ambitious commented on Five New Job Titles That Are Corporate Code For "Hot Girl"

"@ltlbbynthn: Gallery Assistant."

ambitious commented on Prison Food Stunt Always Amusing

"@LatestBy: This actually looks like the "bread" my German ex-boyfriend used to try to serve up at breakfast and call "toast." Nicht gut."

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"@Hey_mikey: You forgot to mention commenting on non-issues that you don't care about."

ambitious commented on Fight The Power Of Times Rap Name Discrimination!

"What's the problem with writing "Mr."

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"Stop eating my comments, interweb."

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"What's the deal with ice cream?"

ambitious commented on Major Ad Conglomerate Makes Bad Ads For Robert Mugabe

"I think we're actually okay on minerals."